I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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