pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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