I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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