I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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