And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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