is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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