did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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