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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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