please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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