D3 body, D1 cock
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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