I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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