Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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