I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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