is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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