will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i dont even know how to be here
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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