im gay
i know
yea but for you.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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