I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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