I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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