Yo dont text me then not text me
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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