Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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