They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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