Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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