At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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