So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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