I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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