3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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