ugly people sure do ruin things
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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