So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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