I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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