I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Semen is not good for contacts.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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