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say what?
wanna hang out?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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