I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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