guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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