Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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