i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
My pussy is not your playground.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Randomize
