and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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