I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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