so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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