porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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