meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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