if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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