My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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