My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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