maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
i think i just lost a toe
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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