hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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