Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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