normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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