I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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