nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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