I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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