The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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