we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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