Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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