There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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