Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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