guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw