One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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