Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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